日本美女黄图(日本这本英语教材，污得我睁不开眼)

不得不说日本人脑洞真大。为了提升莘莘学子和国民英语水平，日本还专门出了一本《考试中不会出现的英语单词》。看封面这位女子诡异的笑容，就知道这不是本正经书！不信你往下滑！相信你会忍不住看到最后。

▼放屁：fart爸爸的“致命一屁”，让妈妈的精神都崩溃了。Dad's deadly fart caused our mother to lose her mental balance.

暴露狂：flasher安多尼奥是村子里最勇敢的暴露狂！Antonio is the most intrepid flasher in the village

假发：wig他们举起假发，彼此打了个招呼。They saluted each other by raising their wigs.

半笑：half smile请在上车时忍住不要半笑，因为看起来非常恐怖Please refrain from boarding the train with a half smile, because it is very creepy.

角色扮演：cosplay不知道为什么，经理正在cosplay部门经理。For some reason, the manager is cosplaying as the department manager.

赏味期限：best-before date我不想这么说，但是你已经过了赏味期限了。I am afraid to say this, but you are have passed your best-before-date.

坐牢：behind bars我能和斋藤先生通话吗？他正在蹲监狱，明年才回来。May I speak to Mr. Saito?He is behind the bars right now, and isn't expected back until next year.

黄色笑话：dirty joke经理的黄色笑话把新年庆典完全给毁了！The New Year celebration was completely ruined by the manager's dirty jokes.

坠入爱河：fall in love列车延误超过两个小时，因为列车长恋爱了。The train was delayed for more than two hoursbecause the conductor fell in love.

肉球：paw pad请接受象征友谊的肉球。Please accept these paw pads as a token of friendship.

肉眼：naked eye人事课的新人表现如何？说实话，他动作太快了，肉眼看不见。How is the new recruit in the personnel section doing?Actually, he moves too fast for the naked eye to see.

延长线：octopus wiring好棒的延长线！谢谢。我请专业人士设计的。Fantastic octopus wiring!Thanks. I had a pro do it.

看完感觉如何？